The Golden Age of musicals gave us iconic hits we’re still humming nearly a century later. It also gave us HR violations, reasons to call DYFS, and memorable moments of questionable artistic intent. These one-of-a-kind ditties remain unforgettable. Unfortunately.

  • Sweet Golly Gee Is That Gewgaw Fer Me?
  • If We Married (Takin’ A Spouse ‘Steada Workin’ At The Slaughterhouse)
  • Monkey’s Uncle, Gorilla’s Niece
  • Galveston Flood Theme (Reprise)
  • A Girl Every Color Of The Rainbow
  • Henderson Henderson Henderson and Henderson Inc.
  • Waltz Of The Cripples
  • Sentimental Oriental
  • Sweet On The Baby (And The Baby’s Thirteen)
  • The Checkers Dream Ballet
  • Tarnation! Elation! But Howd’ya Spell Crustation?
  • Well I Never! / She Really Means “Yes”
  • Rockefeller: He’s My ‘Feller
  • Quarry Memories (Takin’ A Dump)
  • I Met My Mate At The Watergate
  • That Boob’s In A Squeeze
  • I’m Gay (And Dick’s To Blame!)
  • Highfalutin Matrons
  • Shucks, Phooey, Dang It, Bob!
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