“Trains Are for Danes!” and Other Protest Slogans by the US Highway Lobby
FEEL THE PAIN IN YOUR BICYCLE LANE WHILE I DRIVE BY PRAYING FOR RAIN
Tag: Lists
Facing Government Cuts, “Mission: Impossible” Agency Scales Back to Mild Predicaments
You need to make a tricky left turn. You’re filing your taxes for a year during which you lived in multiple states.
Defunct Pro Baseball Team Names or Common Sightings in the Hamptons?
Shipbuilders? Fishermen? Coal Barons? Seals? Furniture Makers?
New Unlockable Characters for the Game of Chess
For the first time in 1,500 years, the world’s most iconic board game is getting an update, thanks to the new subscription-based platform, Chess+™
Guaranteed Methods for Remembering Names at Social Events
Fun with rhyme! Example: Mark. Okay, “Mark” rhymes with “Clark.” So now all you have to do is remember the name Clark.
Bug Fixes for Bugs
Bees transition from absolute monarchy to a constitutional democracy. The Queen exists only for ceremonial purposes.
Evidence That Your Lawyer Isn’t a Lawyer, They Just Played One on Law & Order
Upon being assigned your case, they don’t ask how you want to plead, they ask if you were introduced in the first or second act.
Praise for My Debut Novel
Readers will be delighted, frightened, and enlightened, though a few will want to skip a certain scene—you’ll know which one.
If Paul Revere Was a Mathematician
Belphegor's prime if you feel the nation’s morals are lacking and perhaps we do need the firm hand of a monarch.
Rejected Muppets
Name: Dick Van Dyke Species: Jerk Physical Appearance: Tall and rude. Personality: Straight white man.
A Month-by-Month Guide to Your Baby’s First Existential Milestones
2 months: Reaches for objects despite knowing they will only end up possessing him in return
Things I Found on My Solo Trip, in Lieu of “Myself”
The achievement of seeing the “You’re all caught up!” message on Instagram. / Actually, make that three mosquitos in the shower.