Facts About the Underappreciated Housefly
Moths are houseflies in wool cardigans.
Tag: Lists
Normal Mom Group vs. Culty Mom Group
Normal: Your toddler plays happily with the other children. Culty: Your toddler seems to be learning Latin.
You, a New Parent, Are Doing Everything Wrong
Do not give your child time outs: Your child will use the spare time to develop the code for human-killing cyborgs and wipe out the human race.
Style Guide for the Single Male’s Bathroom
Shower curtain that looks like the bottom was dragged through a swamp in Chernobyl, and the top is detached from at least three rings.
A Complete List of Vitamins and Their Benefits
Vitamin D – Gives you the power to dunk a basketball. Vitamin F – Repairs red blood cells, and repairs your tattered relationship with your father.
The Michaels Jordan: Wikipedia’s Disambiguation Page
Michael D’Jordan: Michael OF Jordan. Michael E. Jordan: Steeple Magazine’s Saintliest Man Alive (2020).
Are You an Adult Only Child Still Living at Home, or a House Cat?
Visitors can tell which piece of furniture is your favorite just by looking at what has the most stains.
Academic Conference Paper Bingo: Humanities Edition
“Does anybody have a dongle?”
“Trains Are for Danes!” and Other Protest Slogans by the US Highway Lobby
FEEL THE PAIN IN YOUR BICYCLE LANE WHILE I DRIVE BY PRAYING FOR RAIN
Facing Government Cuts, “Mission: Impossible” Agency Scales Back to Mild Predicaments
You need to make a tricky left turn. You’re filing your taxes for a year during which you lived in multiple states.
Defunct Pro Baseball Team Names or Common Sightings in the Hamptons?
Shipbuilders? Fishermen? Coal Barons? Seals? Furniture Makers?
New Unlockable Characters for the Game of Chess
For the first time in 1,500 years, the world’s most iconic board game is getting an update, thanks to the new subscription-based platform, Chess+™