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Derek Kan - Can make a train in the bedroom run on time. / Anthony Fauci - This silver fox has a lot of time now that Grey’s Anatomy isn’t filming.

Live life to the fullest by watching documentaries about it. / Feel comfortable in your own skin because it’s a little more saggy now.

CAPABLE: Coordinating and implementing first person shooter strategy and tactics / SEEMINGLY INCAPABLE: Separating laundry

Be too into board games, James / Finally say how you really feel, Neil / Act like a slob, Rob / Cut them out of the will, Bill

Flying machine release date / Signs thy husband doth disrobing thy house maid / How to disrobe thy house maid / Paintings of breasts nearith me

SWYTCH? ZOOTAXY? FROUZY? You don't think we can tell? Oh, we can tell.

Get Dressed Every Morning - Even if you don’t expect to be in public, remember to put on your human skin suit every morning.

Both times people were upset about it. / Both assassins used firearms as a method of assassinating. / Thus, both assassinations were really loud.

Problem: Polio Cure: Jonas Salk’s polio vaccination. Worse Problem: Finding out your favorite celebrity thinks vaccines are worse than polio.

Coffee shops: “Ugh, I know it’s overpriced, but it’s my guilty pleasure!” is now what I say when I buy healthcare.

5. You ever just sit and think about how you talk too much? 6. Be someone’s reason for not committing murder today.

4. I was obsessed with it during puberty but more or less have it figured it out now. 7. I only feel comfortable with certain people seeing it.