“Trains Are for Danes!” and Other Protest Slogans by the US Highway Lobby
FEEL THE PAIN IN YOUR BICYCLE LANE WHILE I DRIVE BY PRAYING FOR RAIN
FEEL THE PAIN IN YOUR BICYCLE LANE WHILE I DRIVE BY PRAYING FOR RAIN
You need to make a tricky left turn. You’re filing your taxes for a year during which you lived in multiple states.
Shipbuilders? Fishermen? Coal Barons? Seals? Furniture Makers?
For the first time in 1,500 years, the world’s most iconic board game is getting an update, thanks to the new subscription-based platform, Chess+™
Fun with rhyme! Example: Mark. Okay, “Mark” rhymes with “Clark.” So now all you have to do is remember the name Clark.
Bees transition from absolute monarchy to a constitutional democracy. The Queen exists only for ceremonial purposes.
Upon being assigned your case, they don’t ask how you want to plead, they ask if you were introduced in the first or second act.
Readers will be delighted, frightened, and enlightened, though a few will want to skip a certain scene—you’ll know which one.
Belphegor's prime if you feel the nation’s morals are lacking and perhaps we do need the firm hand of a monarch.
Name: Dick Van Dyke Species: Jerk Physical Appearance: Tall and rude. Personality: Straight white man.
2 months: Reaches for objects despite knowing they will only end up possessing him in return
The achievement of seeing the “You’re all caught up!” message on Instagram. / Actually, make that three mosquitos in the shower.