I’m Not Afraid Anymore

I Can’t Go Back To Prison.

Don’t Make Me Do It. I Will.

My Other Ride Is A Prison Transport Vehicle

Jesus Loves Me. God Hates Me. Your Mother Dates Me.

Go Ahead. Ride My Bumper. Watch What Happens Next.

I Will Turn This Car Around And Drive Into Oncoming Traffic If You So Much As Think About Me

If You’re Reading This, You’re Paying More Attention To The Road Than I Am

Pay Attention To The Road. The Police Will Need A Witness For What’s About To Happen

I Don’t Feel Well. What Was In That Drink?

If These Cars Could Talk It’d Be Against Nature

If These Cars Could Talk I’d Shut Them Up Real Fast

If These Cars Could Talk Mine Would Lie About The Things I’ve Done

If These Cars Could Talk Maybe They Would Speak In Honks. The Honks Would Be Secrets But I Would Know Them.

Shhh. No More Honking. Just Sleep Now

Floor It. Please. Release Me.

I Hear On The Other Side There’s No Pain

I Don’t Know What You Think You Saw, But It Wasn’t That.

Don’t Be Nervous When I Accelerate In Reverse Toward You. I Just Want You To Read My Cool Bumper Sticker.

Don’t Be Nervous When I Accelerate In Reverse Toward You. Be Terrified.

My Car Whispers, “Remember, You Drove Me To Do This”