I Haven’t Left My Room Since March and Now the Demon Who Lives Under My Bed Has a UTI
With each passing day, her resolve grows weaker. She begins to wonder if the girl above will once again leave her in peace.
Isabel is a Zoom graduate of the class of 2020 and an ex-anthropology major. She’s known for writing plays and comedy things that make her grandmother say “I just don’t understand”.
With each passing day, her resolve grows weaker. She begins to wonder if the girl above will once again leave her in peace.
“You’re not like other girls….”
Actually, raging IBS is pretty common among women.
Weed lets you live in the moment but only because you can’t remember what happened two seconds ago and because weed lets you live in the moment but only because you can’t remember what happened two seconds ago because weed lets you live in the–
We have to stop telling little girls they need to know how to cook and clean if they want to attract a good husband; it’s 2021: if you want to attract a good husband, you work on your Borat impression.
I want a trench coat so other writers will take me seriously and flashers will see me as competition.
The New York Times will say “Breaking News!” then tell you news that is still intact.