This Getaway Car Is from “Pimp My Ride”
Just kinda set the money bags on your knees. I’d tell you to move the gold-plated racquet holder, but it’s welded to the center console.
Just kinda set the money bags on your knees. I’d tell you to move the gold-plated racquet holder, but it’s welded to the center console.
What’s your motive for second-guessing me every second of every day? Every week, we go through the same rigamarole.
Taylor Swift "Reputation" Era Cop, Taylor Swift "1989" Era Cop – Good luck resisting this interrogation technique, criminals.
You can provoke me all you want but I'm not going to do anything irrational. Except remove your handcuffs in a parking lot.
My life has been nothing but cutesy crime solving and I’m over it. I’d rather get spayed again than have to solve one more cozy mystery.
Experts discuss the latest lake tragedy: the uptick in water quality issues of Pennsylvania’s second-largest lake due to an increase in boat usage!
The "Definitely Not Adderall" Meal ($54.99): A taco shell with six tablets of Adderall in it.
The criminals must have also found it easy to sneak around me, due to the rug, and fireplace, and radio.
"I didn’t even know it was a crime. I worked down at the docks. I had no idea I was helping smuggle in the Scarecrow’s neurotoxins."
The environment takes its toll. The long hours on your feet, the questions about where things are, all the ingredients involved in such a job...
Empty your pockets. Phones out, now! And you know what? While you’re doing that, why don’t you all sing Happy Birthday?
Or how about that day in April when I forget to wash the Cheetos bag? I fell into a fetal position, and I knew you were my soul mate.