Emily Post’s Etiquette Advice for a Knife Fight
Miss Manners will endeavor to offer advice which she hopes will help you be the perfect guest at your knife fight, and as well as keep you alive.
Comedy Writing
The Four Ubers of the Apocalypse
And so I asked Conqueror if he was a new Uber driver, and he said unto me, "As a matter of fact, this is my first day driving."