By the time your child is in elementary school, they’ll be able to replace your basement door with a beaded curtain adorned with Grateful Dead skulls.
Instead of a 007 who is handsome, smooth, and combat-trained, what if we went with a 40-year-old guy who is allergic to bees.
Somewhere, up in the cloud someplace, there is a benevolent being that can let you back into your SubzScription account.
Honestly, I don’t know what I’m more excited for: a new Transformers movie or this brand new swimming pool I’m having put in my backyard.
Jesus Christ brings a robust following as well as the ability to do some pretty amazing things off the court.
This room also differs from other rooms in the home in that it features multiple bronze Paul Reiser statues bolted directly to the floor.
With two kitchen chairs turned backwards facing one another, we’ll both sit down to hash things out.
We definitely have already done a full marketing strategy, but we want you to complete one too, so that we can compare yours to ours.
If these walls could talk, they'd talk incessantly about themselves while never asking you any questions about yourself.
What’s your motive for second-guessing me every second of every day? Every week, we go through the same rigamarole.
I assure you that there is no better place to be than in a rickety metal porch swing slowly ascending to the sky!
No more acting like you don’t want guacamole or pretending that if you get guacamole, it’ll make you too full.