Awkward Hookup or Assembling an IKEA Dresser?
Every position you try is somehow the wrong one. / Things that should be lubricated are decidedly not, and vice versa.
Every position you try is somehow the wrong one. / Things that should be lubricated are decidedly not, and vice versa.
”Our food lies ahead and death stalks us from behind.” / “Free ice cream is the coal and I am the Choo-Choo.”
“Modern-day Robin Hood example” “Modern-day Robin Hood not in jail” “How to sell eggs?”
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Beach tent: It took you two hours to get a tiny human here. You’ll be lucky if you stay 20 minutes.
"What gives? Let's get fro-yo and drop a piano on him Looney Tunes-style."
TV food challenge? Or problem for a big ape? Test your knowledge for Meatball Madness, Bumble B. Rumble, Clever Fever, and more.
Women are underrepresented / The news is not good
Babies' forearm prints all turned into leeches crawling around a fetid pond.
Dr. Ellis is not worrying about grading papers or summoning a hoard of lizard monsters for Gork the Lizard King.
Oh maybe that guy's not a robot. Now I don't think this one's about robots at all.
Does he keep dropping hints about a dark backstory? Everyone knows that the hottest men are deeply traumatized by their pasts.