Alternatives to Daylight Saving Time
Embarrassment saving height: Height charts are added five inches when obtaining your driver's license to avoid lying about how tall you are.
Tag: Lists
Differences I’ve Noticed Between New York City and Philadelphia
In NYC, a beer costs $830 plus tip; in Philadelphia, beer is poured out of the same taps scientists accidentally used to birth The Toxic Avenger.
The Hinge Profile of a World War I Soldier
Let’s make sure we’re on the same page about---The fact that I do NOT have trench foot.
Zapruder’s Filmography
Zapruder Thesis Film (1928): Zapruder receives D minus. Teacher calls it the biggest disaster he’s ever seen captured on film.
Where Your Family Ate Dinner and What It Says About You
Dining Table, Separate Dining Room Disorganized: Okay rich, with divorcing parents.
16 New Emojis We Didn’t Know We Needed
A calendar flipping you off – Represents deadlines that hate you personally.
Ten Signs You’ve Got Brain Rot This Summer, and One Sign You Should Just Lie Down in the Grass and Let the Ants Take You
You’ve started narrating your own life in the cadence of a TikTok slideshow.
When Dating a Rogue Sailor, Watch Out for These Black Flags
Won't acknowledge his rum addiction.
Facts About the Underappreciated Housefly
Moths are houseflies in wool cardigans.
Normal Mom Group vs. Culty Mom Group
Normal: Your toddler plays happily with the other children. Culty: Your toddler seems to be learning Latin.
You, a New Parent, Are Doing Everything Wrong
Do not give your child time outs: Your child will use the spare time to develop the code for human-killing cyborgs and wipe out the human race.
Style Guide for the Single Male’s Bathroom
Shower curtain that looks like the bottom was dragged through a swamp in Chernobyl, and the top is detached from at least three rings.