I’m Reporting in a Baseball Cap So You Know This Storm Is Serious
This is my way of telling you at home, bald and not camera ready, that your safety means more to me than my hair.
Comedy Writing
The Hinge Profile of a World War I Soldier
Let’s make sure we’re on the same page about---The fact that I do NOT have trench foot.
Rite Aid Closed All Its Stores, But I’m Still in the Bathroom
I’m still in here. Waving my arms at the bathroom motion sensors to keep the lights on.