“Friends” Episode or Me Ordering a Shitty Microbrew I Can’t Remember the Name of by Describing the Stupid Label?
How you doin' (on this quiz)? Remember “The One with the Cake” and “The One with the Baby on the Bus”?
How you doin' (on this quiz)? Remember “The One with the Cake” and “The One with the Baby on the Bus”?
I have a bug in my mug. I have electric eels in my high heels. I have a giraffe in my carafe.
You're going to love taking phrases like "rodeos clown" and "bottlenoses dolphin" out for a spin!
Monday: Put on the same underwear you wore yesterday. Mistake a wolf for your grandma.
Moment of silence but for a page. Total accident and someone is definitely getting fired.
Providing an extra hand for “light as a feather stiff as a board” at your next sleepover / Watching your ex’s Instagram story and reporting on their whereabouts
My nephew crying because I “stole” one of “his” cheese curds that I bought / Scraping claws as a monster that has haunted me since birth moves closer
Was being a gentleman. Instead of keeping my eye on the ball, I was looking at a picture of big yacht.
Imagine him chasing after a ping pong ball. Imagine him eating a banana horizontally, à la corn on the cob.
Are you comfortable being the center of attention? Do you prefer working as part of a team, or by yourself?
The good news is I’m lying. It’s just good news. The bad news is I’m a compulsive liar so it’s all mostly bad news, unfortunately.
Every position you try is somehow the wrong one. / Things that should be lubricated are decidedly not, and vice versa.