Signs Your Mother-in-Law Is Transforming Into Gollum Upon Seeing Her First Grandbaby
When saying my precious, her vocal fry sends you into a murderous rage
Tag: Lists
A Weekend of Enlightenment as Told by Spotify Daylists
2:44 P.M.: Sad girl where is my hubba bubblegrunge corporate bluesy Friday afternoon. Try some: can legitimate men wear muscle tees, what is a pre-nup
Songs Cut from Golden Age Musicals
- The Checkers Dream Ballet - Tarnation! Elation! But Howd’ya Spell Crustation?
Approved Discussion Topics While Waiting for Coffee to Brew at Work
How much you love strong coffee and hate weak coffee // How weak your parents make coffee
The 15 Other Times It “Would Have Gone Down Differently” Had Mark Wahlberg Been There
Noah's Ark: No disrespect but the boat? It's level. No wobbling.
Ways I May Have Misunderstood “New Year New Me”
Committed identity theft by using a credit card I found on the ground to buy a new pair of toe socks.
Better Uses for Adam Smith’s Invisible Hand
- Painting the nails on your dominant hand - Helping bring all your groceries inside in one trip
Ebenezer Scrooge Reviews His Christmas Cards
From Bob Cratchit: A simple "thank you" note. "Neatly folded. Handwritten and handmade—on my office stationery. Pay docked for materials."
Reasons My Library Book Is 47 Weeks Overdue
I got sidetracked into reading a biography of the book’s author instead.
I’m Growing My Playoff Beard for These Non-Sports Reasons
- The Great British Baking Show - Potty training the puppy - Finding a spot during alternate-side parking
Layoff Bingo: Holiday Edition
Swallowing rage when friends complain about their company holiday parties
Bestselling Self-Help Books from the Middle Ages
Girl, Lance Thy Boils / Rich Kinsman Poor Kinsman / The 140-Hour Workweek