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Stephanie Green Arlington, VA

I'm a former lawyer who enjoys trash reality television, knitting, and unlikely animal friendships. I am proud to say I have, by far, the lowest-brow taste of my entire MFA cohort. I write a variety of fiction and non-fiction and am working on a novel about neanderthals.

Comedy Writing

Bestselling Self-Help Books from the Middle Ages

Girl, Lance Thy Boils / Rich Kinsman Poor Kinsman / The 140-Hour Workweek

by Stephanie Green
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November 17, 2025
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I Am Your Bachelor, and I Am Also Running to Be Your Governor

People have asked, "Braeden, how will you balance the immense responsibilities of being America's 57th Bachelor with running for the office?"

by Stephanie Green
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March 1, 2021

Comments

Taking this with me to DSW. Pretty sure I'm a ladies' 1.9129 and 5/8.

on Introducing the Perfect Shoe-Sizing System | November 14, 2025