• Purchased an assortment pack of wigs and picked one at random to wear the first of every month.
  • Got really into cosplay.
  • Committed identity theft by using a credit card I found on the ground to buy a new pair of toe socks.
  • Entered the police academy and worked my way up from traffic duty to detective, all so that I could eventually go undercover as an underworld kingpin.
  • Traced local legends about werewolves until I successfully located one in a remote village, gained his trust and asked him to turn me into a werewolf during the next full moon.
  • Attempted to cast a spell to switch bodies with my unsuspecting neighbor.
  • Got a job at a known mob hangout, ingratiated myself with the regulars until they began to trust me, then snitched to the Feds so I could go into the witness protection program.
  • Got a fake ID that says I’m underage, just to change things up.
  • Captured my nemesis and forced a doctor to surgically remove my face and replace it with his, and vice versa, which coincidentally allowed me to foil a dastardly plot.
  • Joined a D&D group, but never got a chance to play my half-elf sorcerer with an elaborate backstory because we couldn’t agree on a good night to play.
  • Traced local legends about vampires until I successfully located one in the remote village next to the remote village where I met the unhelpful werewolf, gained her trust and nearly convinced her to turn me, until she realized that I knew the werewolf and that the werewolf had refused to turn me, so she refused as well without explaining why.
  • Got really into method acting.
  • Went out to fight crime wearing a pair of thermal long johns and the only mask I had, an exfoliating pore mask. The mask didn’t really hide my identity and it turns out I can’t fight anyway, but afterwards my skin looked great
  • Allowed an alien life form to take over my brain temporarily in order to aid in a poorly thought out plan to conquer the Earth.
  • Planned an elaborate revenge in which I wrote to the werewolf as though I was the vampire and wrote to the vampire as though I was the werewolf, asking to meet in a third remote village, where I would be waiting with a silver bullet and a wooden stake in order to demand they both turn me so I could become a supernatural hybrid the likes of which had never been seen before. Unfortunately, I had to flee into the night because they arrived at about the same time, joined forces and told me to scram.
  • Got really into catfishing.
  • Developed an elixir that allowed me to transform in the personification of my dark side, but had to stop after I received multiple tins of gift popcorn from my own dark side.
  • Ran into the vampire and the werewolf, and found out that after joining forces during my ill fated setup attempt they rekindled an old romance they thought long dead because of censure from the other vampires and werewolves, and this time they weren’t ashamed of it and they wanted to thank me. I asked if in return they could reconsider the whole super hybrid supernatural thing. And they said, don’t you see? The super hybrid has been within you all along. Which sounds like some nonsense to me, but okay.
  • Got bangs.