Ways I May Have Misunderstood “New Year New Me”
Committed identity theft by using a credit card I found on the ground to buy a new pair of toe socks.
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Cold Cases Now Attributed to the Love Interest from the Backstreet Boys’ “As Long as You Love Me”
Florida resident Kevin Nick reported receipt of a package with a cryptic note reading, “Let me show you the shape of my heart.”
How to Tell Your Boyfriend You Don’t Want to Return with Him from the Underworld
Listen, we’ve all been there. Relationships aren’t all grapes, private lyre performances, and lounging like statues in an acropolis.