I Am an Eastern Turkey Vulture and I Pretty Much Don’t Have Any Complaints
I don’t even have to hunt. I just wait to eat the animals when they’re already dead, easy. And guess what? Things are always dying.
Zach Moser is a freelance writer from Philadelphia. His work has been published in Slackjaw, McSweeney's, and Points in Case.
I don’t even have to hunt. I just wait to eat the animals when they’re already dead, easy. And guess what? Things are always dying.
$9.99/month: Standard package for those living standard lives. Those living substandard lives will be overwhelmed.
It had just recently opened the moment I turned the corner, as I have no object permanence.