Differences I’ve Noticed Between New York City and Philadelphia
In NYC, a beer costs $830 plus tip; in Philadelphia, beer is poured out of the same taps scientists accidentally used to birth The Toxic Avenger.
Comedy Writing
I Am an Eastern Turkey Vulture and I Pretty Much Don’t Have Any Complaints
I don’t even have to hunt. I just wait to eat the animals when they’re already dead, easy. And guess what? Things are always dying.
What the New Netflix Plans Will Get You
$9.99/month: Standard package for those living standard lives. Those living substandard lives will be overwhelmed.
An Orangutan’s Review of the Restaurant He Just Broke Into
It had just recently opened the moment I turned the corner, as I have no object permanence.