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Mary Sasson Los Angeles

Originally from Pittsburgh, PA and now a resident of Los Angeles. A writer/performer/director of comedy. Performer at UCB, and stand up comedian all over LA. Probably too obsessed with beagles.

Comedy Writing

Style Guide for the Single Male’s Bathroom

Shower curtain that looks like the bottom was dragged through a swamp in Chernobyl, and the top is detached from at least three rings.

by Mary Sasson
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August 4, 2025

Please Don’t Post Recipes That Aren’t Tailored to My Specific Dietary Needs

Pancakes?! Why not mashed potatoes? Who makes pancakes for dinner, especially Thanksgiving dinner?

by Mary Sasson
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January 4, 2023