Help! I Mrs. Doubtfire’d So Hard That I’m the Most Sought-After Nanny in the Tri-State Area
What else was I supposed to do, take practical steps to be a better father and husband? Who has the time for that?
Comedy Writing
There’s Nothing in the Rulebook That Says a Man Can’t Play in an All-Dog Basketball League
It all started last week when I dropped off Coco at the rec center for practice. As I was leaving, the ball rolled in my direction.
If Your Grown-up Job Incorporated Things You Learned in School
The boss is really hounding me for that report on the differences between prokaryotic and eukaryotic cells.
I Have to Fire Our Project Manager on the Same Day He Brought His Dog Into the Office
Who’s a good boy? Who’s a precious lil pup? Yes you are! Yes you are! Hmm, oh, yes, Mark, hello. Sorry, I was just saying hi to your dog Pepper.
Is There a Doctor on Board? We’d Settle for a Competent Lifeguard
Nurses in training? Maybe you’re a few credits short of your degree?... Okay, still not seeing any hands.
A Royal Decree from the Toyota King of Daytona Beach
Not long ago, our cavalry covered every paved block in this fair town. The streets were once teeming with glorious Camrys.
Yes, I Am Your Evil Doppelgänger. No, I Do Not Want to Take over Your Life
Sorry, I don’t mean to nag. I’m your shadow-self, not your mother.
A Complete List of Vitamins and Their Benefits
Vitamin D – Gives you the power to dunk a basketball. Vitamin F – Repairs red blood cells, and repairs your tattered relationship with your father.