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Lisa Pertoso NYC, Earth

Lisa Pertoso is an improv performer and satire writer. She’s performed improv, sketch, and storytelling at NYC’s top theaters, and in many dank bar basements. Her satire and personal essays have been featured in McSweeney's, Glamour, Insider, and one very nice Canadian Newspaper.

Comedy Writing

Six-Course Tasting Menu for an Italian Restaurant with No Toilet

Join us for an intimate five-hour journey with our tasting menu that changes seasonally, while our bathroom policy does not.

by Lisa Pertoso
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March 30, 2026

a man arrived in the mail, more like male mail am I right

Man Delivery Kits for the Single Lady

Finally a solution to your social single anxiety! "Bacchus’ Mission" delivers a man in a tiny vessel that you can toss in your freezer until a party.

by Lisa Pertoso
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April 15, 2019