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Basically this show is the plot of Guys and Dolls but, inexplicably, there is also one random guy on stage who keeps insulting Derek Jeter.

Everybody knows that Paris and accordion music go together like baguettes and butter, cheese and wine, waiters and rudeness.

It can be hard to believe that he won’t be coming back with another flaccid diss track full of trash punchlines.

In the distance, you hear the echo of someone repeatedly muttering, “Mingus Ah Um.”

I come downstairs and kiss my wife, Taylor Swift, and ruffle the hair of my son, Taylor Swift.

Hey Google, search “affordable therapists near me,” and please read the results to the tune of “Baby Shark.”

You know what rips you to shreds? [synonym for life]. [slang term for a woman in the 1970s], let’s get married.

Say… you there, clinging to the railing for dear life: would you like to hear some facts about jazz?

Clapping along: You’re confident. Some would say overconfident. Holding up a lighter: You have a peace sign bumper sticker on your car.

Guests are forbidden from bringing presents. Jazz is a gift in itself.

Thanks to the PTA and a few passionate teachers, an after-school grammar club is formed so kids like me have a safe place to diagram sentences.

Listen, I appreciate being included in this Christmas parade but, frankly, I’m not sure why I’m here.