Rejected Monopoly Chance Cards from When I Was Going through a Ska Phase
Go back three spaces; you left your ID at the venue.
Tag: Music
An Intervention for the NPR Tiny Desk
Lately you’ve become… extremely cluttered. And not in a quirky, millennial-bookstore way.
A Weekend of Enlightenment as Told by Spotify Daylists
2:44 P.M.: Sad girl where is my hubba bubblegrunge corporate bluesy Friday afternoon. Try some: can legitimate men wear muscle tees, what is a pre-nup
Songs Cut from Golden Age Musicals
- The Checkers Dream Ballet - Tarnation! Elation! But Howd’ya Spell Crustation?
This Is Just Like “1984” (The Van Halen Album)
It feels like "Diamond" David Lee Roth consulted a crystal ball and observed the world of 2026 before penning classics like "Drop Dead Legs."
Phishing Emails from Phish
Our van broke down, and we’re asking generous, conventionally attractive fans to help get us back on the road.
A Comprehensive Timeline for When Your Cover Band Should Play “I Wanna Dance with Somebody”
10:24 P.M.: Has that older dude with frosted tips requested “Every Morning” yet? He always does.
The Devil Anxiously Awaits Robert Johnson at the Crossroads
I’m so nervous, the sweat on my palms is boiling.
Your Spotify DJ Keeps Recommending an Artist Named Jar Mondo
That was "Bird Heat" by Jar Mondo. Here's a fun fact: That's his real name—like, full legal name.
The Devil Couldn’t Reach You, So He Sent Us to Play Our Phones on Full Volume
You see, the devil couldn’t reach you, so he sent us to test you. To torment you. To destroy your inner and outer peace.
Evidence That My Kid’s Daycare May Actually Be a Blues Joint
I guess it’s also strange that instead of being picked up, he is let out in front of our house at 4:00 AM by a 1978 Buick Regal.
An Exhaustive, Step-by-Step Guide to Buying Tickets to a Young Pop Star’s Concert as a 30-Something
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