If with a group, how many surviving members are there? Of those who are still living, how many look like Keith Richards?
First off, my name is Jonathan. No one called me John, except Billy Joel. So were we really even friends?
Beethoven, Mozart, the one who wrote the song that plays during "Ocean’s 11" when they’re looking at the fountains. Yup, all those guys. And probably more.
Phork: This is an eating utensil composed of a traditional fork and a Phil Collins action figure.
(Hark! The Herald Angels Sing) Hush! Santa will hear our plotting, He’s gone mad, brain is rotting. We should organize a coup, Before he makes new boots from you.
You spent 49 hours listening to our ear-piercing message alert sound…
If you hear Wham!’s “Last Christmas” at Trader Joe’s, stop shopping immediately and guzzle a 32 oz. carton of eggnog. Post #Whamanogageddon!
2. (Taylor’s Version) Thou shalt not throw shade on my name or thy will face the wrath of hundreds of vengeful Swifites online.
11. Most of the Go-Go’s songs were originally about Belinda Carlisle’s appetizers.
My kids like the Beatles. How am I supposed to criticize them for their garbage taste if they are also brought to tears by "Happiness is a Warm Gun?"
- “I feel stupid and contagious.” - "Masks are stupid it's not even that contagious."
And let us not forget the original cause of the riot: a double-necked guitar-off.