A Comprehensive Timeline for When Your Cover Band Should Play “I Wanna Dance with Somebody”
10:24 P.M.: Has that older dude with frosted tips requested “Every Morning” yet? He always does.
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10:24 P.M.: Has that older dude with frosted tips requested “Every Morning” yet? He always does.
The Great Pumpkin: Well, it was the ‘60s. We were all experimenting. I started messing around with cloves.