If Classic Literature Had Ad Breaks
Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte – "Reader, I married him. It appears Hinge was the dating app intended to be destroyed."
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Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte – "Reader, I married him. It appears Hinge was the dating app intended to be destroyed."
The country leaders play a game of thumb war in front of the entire world. The losing country loses more than just a World Cup match.
The New York Times: Critics Say a Roman Civil War Is Coming—Others Disagree
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I come to this park to walk my dog and to scold teenagers doing skateboard tricks on the walkway.
I saw a guy throw a trash can into a dumpster. Is that cannibalism?
My cat hates when I bathe her and to be honest I don’t enjoy it all that much either. It takes days to get all her hair out from my throat.