Guidelines for Attending (and Winning) the Opera
To follow the opera’s story, you don’t need to be fluent in Italian, German, or hieroglyphics.
To follow the opera’s story, you don’t need to be fluent in Italian, German, or hieroglyphics.
Basically this show is the plot of Guys and Dolls but, inexplicably, there is also one random guy on stage who keeps insulting Derek Jeter.
Any theatre professional who doesn’t win a Tony is dropped by their agent and forced to go renew their real estate license.
This is also a good time to unwrap any candies or cough drops for which you anticipate a need and to pre-chew noisy crackers.
Awfully hot day, isn’t it? It’s always hot here in the summers, but we make do. That’s what the Edgar family does. We make do.
I keep trying to bring up how none of us know our new lines or fit into our new costumes, but Duncan just keeps shouting, “That’s showbiz, baby.”
Romeo Montague and Juliet Capulet are celebrating their Connection Anniversary at The Capulet Family Tomb.
Now the haters are gonna eat their words like a saturated fat-soaked afterschool snack.
OK—technically you didn’t ask this, but no, you’re not supposed to sing along.
Shoes off, coat off, valuables off before entering the performance area, if you please, sir. We're not like other improv troupes, you know.
His portrayal of sexual obsession and lustful yearning is so convincing, a social worker from CPS has come to watch three consecutive performances.
Movie theaters! The birthplace of popcorn. The gasps, the laughs, the slurps of teenagers' tongues attacking each other mere inches from your ear.