Theater

Tag: Theater

- The Checkers Dream Ballet - Tarnation! Elation! But Howd’ya Spell Crustation?

The tattoos on our baristas do not rub off with a wet rag and those are actually real live septum piercings. If you don’t believe us, give one a tug.

I’m a big fan of your troupe’s silly make-em-ups. But a fella can only be overlooked for so long without starting to take it personal.

To follow the opera’s story, you don’t need to be fluent in Italian, German, or hieroglyphics.

Basically this show is the plot of Guys and Dolls but, inexplicably, there is also one random guy on stage who keeps insulting Derek Jeter.

Any theatre professional who doesn’t win a Tony is dropped by their agent and forced to go renew their real estate license.

This is also a good time to unwrap any candies or cough drops for which you anticipate a need and to pre-chew noisy crackers.

Awfully hot day, isn’t it? It’s always hot here in the summers, but we make do. That’s what the Edgar family does. We make do.

I keep trying to bring up how none of us know our new lines or fit into our new costumes, but Duncan just keeps shouting, “That’s showbiz, baby.”

Romeo Montague and Juliet Capulet are celebrating their Connection Anniversary at The Capulet Family Tomb.

Now the haters are gonna eat their words like a saturated fat-soaked afterschool snack.

OK—technically you didn’t ask this, but no, you’re not supposed to sing along.