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Rodney Uhler Brooklyn NY

of average height

Comedy Writing

To be frank, this email arrives at a somewhat complicated time professionally. Perhaps you heard I was laid off not too long ago.

At the hotel, I’m told I cannot pay for my room with Duolingo gems, even after I show them I have over 1,800.

The size of the crowd was shocking. I knew the Austin Powers trilogy was beloved but I never knew this many people particularly liked the third one.

Commemorative Wedding Tote Bag: My existence is a joke, just send me to Goodwill so I can reunite with my siblings.

After being diagnosed with arthritis, Diane made a joint resolution not to attempt any more roundhouse kicks.

"That resembles nothing of a telephone, and I should know, I once lost a beloved terrier to Alexander Graham Bell in an ill-advised wager."

I hear people claim the internet is watching their every move, and I say "Are my moves not worthy?"

Allow 10 minutes to complete this profile, or until you realize that true love is a farce, whichever comes first.