The size of the crowd was shocking. I knew the Austin Powers trilogy was beloved but I never knew this many people particularly liked the third one.
Commemorative Wedding Tote Bag: My existence is a joke, just send me to Goodwill so I can reunite with my siblings.
After being diagnosed with arthritis, Diane made a joint resolution not to attempt any more roundhouse kicks.
"That resembles nothing of a telephone, and I should know, I once lost a beloved terrier to Alexander Graham Bell in an ill-advised wager."
I hear people claim the internet is watching their every move, and I say "Are my moves not worthy?"
Allow 10 minutes to complete this profile, or until you realize that true love is a farce, whichever comes first.