I’ve been silently scorning them for years and I’m ready to take it up a notch—with a decapitated horse head and powerful pagan curses.
“But is that really just?” pleaded Andiemantus, trying not to scuff his new Manolo Blahnik Mary Jane walking sandals against the cobblestone floor.
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I’m 89 years old and I’ve literally never seen Heimlich's Maneuver happen, and I’ve eaten at hundreds of sloppy lobster restaurants.
The monster in the poem “dwelt in the moor-fens, the marsh and the fastness”--and guess what, that’s exactly where my monster dwelt.
The thickness of the summer air has once again damned you. I say, I’m going to return with some hot coals to singe those satan ropes.
Original: Columbus routinely captured the people living there as slaves. Corrected: Columbus brought Western values to the New World.
I Miss the Days When Men Were Men and Women Were Something Strange and Terrible We Don’t Dare Discuss
Things were easier then. Parents were parents, children were children, and unlike today’s children, they didn’t grow into adults either.
We would like to request that you start treating us like the grown-up state we are. We bring you Nerf guns and have contributed so much to history!
We’ve got the perfect way to reconnect: Let’sSmith, an iron forge the whole family can enjoy. Are you ready for Hot Ore Summer?
To begin, there are four Powers: Liquid and powder, dryer and air.
This simple 7-ingredient recipe will elevate your baking beyond the falsehoods of flavor and morality.