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It’s made to sound like I would rather keep my time machine than kill Hitler, but it’s not a question of choosing between the two.

Now that you’ve sufficiently tortured your sweet angel for the past hour, make him watch as you make your own macaroni artwork.

A live sex show performer, Thack Pour typically festooned his lithe body with corsets and cummerbunds of various sizes and quality.

Going for a Chaperoned Walk: Change this to a Chaperoned Bike Ride. I build fixed-gear bikes for disadvantaged seeing-eye dogs in my spare time.

“Love is love is love Fun is fun is fun Wake up, stretch like a cat”Oh god. He’s taking out a knife.

Power concedes nothing without demand, Janet. No longer will you say that I drank seven guitargaritas at the Tampa Hard Rock Hotel & then wet myself.

The Donner Party was a journey unlike any other in history. The best part is, they did the whole thing without fake crying or vlogging once.

“Hey gorgeous,” knife said to fork. That trim bastard put the cut in cutlery. “Weird night,” said knife. “I buttered some bread, and that was it."

Section 3: Foreplay: All types of textual foreplay is permitted, such as feeling really guilty when asking for feedback on their TV pilot.

“What’s the deal with @Massasoit contradicting himself everytime he mentions me in a tweet or talks to the press?”