Mind You, This Was Before Cell Phones
The Magna Carta was signed in 1215. Mind you, this was before cell phones, so King John couldn’t Docusign from home while wearing his best pair of sweats.
Tag: History
I’m a Victorian Strongwoman and I Have Some Questions About Your Gym Membership
What is the schedule for the weekly emptying of the communal slop bucket---do we each take turns?
I Took Sun Tzu to an NBA Game
I know you are all about fighting with honor, much in the same way the NBA is all about the integrity of the game.
Our Planned Community Is Rooted in Roman Values, but Mostly Orgies
But we do maintain strict adherence to Rome’s Four Cardinal Virtues: Stoicism, Beauty, Justice, and the most important one of all—Orgies.
Why I Am No Longer Friends with Nostradamus
He ruined the endings of TV shows, some of which haven’t been made yet. He reminded me to shovel the snow in July.
Songs Cut from Golden Age Musicals
- The Checkers Dream Ballet - Tarnation! Elation! But Howd’ya Spell Crustation?
Diary Entries from the Eagle Recently Hired to Eat Prometheus’s Immortal Liver for Eternity
My office’s view (a frozen summit in the Scythian Mountains) is gorg. But the taste of raw liver is growing bland.
Odysseus Returns Home After 20 Years, Only to Discover the HOA Has Fined Him $47,000
Records indicate your lawn has not been maintained since 1194 BCE.
GRWM As I Descend Into Madness over My Husband Macbeth’s Murder of the King
Thus my look is doing double duty tonight, I want it to look subtle, yet regicidal– REGAL. Regal is what I did mean.
Things King James I Would Consider Witchcraft If He Were Around Today
I have even espied in my continued studying, womyn folk who call forthe the ensorcelled chariots filled with Maccedonaldes.
Who Actually Said, “Actually, Gandhi Never Said, ‘Be the Change You Want to See in the World’”?
There is evidence that Festerman did correct people on the Gandhi misattribution but there is no evidence he actually felt better about himself.
Jane Austen Regrets That She Cannot Attend Your Dream Dinner Party
I cannot abide the vulgar shoptalk of striving strangers who demand to know, “Where do you find your inspiration?”