Charlotte’s Web: After reading this pathetic book, I threw it from the top of the Duomo, where it landed upon and killed a Political Realist.
Let me know if "Indulgence preachers hate him!" works for you as a tagline.
1327 AD: “I love this new “Ring Around the Rosie” Song!” vs. “I hate that schools are trying to make this bubonic plague sound fun!”
Dad: The town’s richest family used to own that. Now, everyone goes to Wally-Mart... Me: You have like, 17 pants from Walmart.
- Saying “have fun” when someone says they have to go to the bathroom - Seductively unbuckling one of the buckles on your left shoe
- An oppressively prudish focus on discretion. - Heaving, aching bosoms.
Fair Britannia’s genius has warmed the globe with her belching smokestacks and engines of industry, and the cruel polar ice is in retreat.
Summer 312 AD: Constantine Wins and Finds Jesus: Beating your nemesis and then becoming sanctimonious about it? 312 AD was a classic WBS.
Last year, I met the lovely Emma outside a Concord tavern. She said she liked my tri-corner hat and asked if anything else of mine is tri-cornered.
Congrats on your new academic article, though I should really be congratulating myself because the version of your I wrote in my head is much better.
The grocery store is like a math classroom come to life. This fact is true even as the global food supply chain crumbles.
Don’t invite Glug if you are having his former mate Praki who dumped him for that Neanderthal with the wheel.