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Girl, Lance Thy Boils / Rich Kinsman Poor Kinsman / The 140-Hour Workweek

Mild Bill preferred to spend his nights playing Scrabble, drinking probiotic soda, and enjoying a light Caesar salad if he really felt frisky.

Given these conditions, we may be decades away from being able to fake another moon landing.

Let’s make sure we’re on the same page about---The fact that I do NOT have trench foot.

Zapruder Thesis Film (1928): Zapruder receives D minus. Teacher calls it the biggest disaster he’s ever seen captured on film.

The MacGruber Clan, Lords of the Valley of Non-Violence, have been acting suspiciously peaceful.

But, if I could offer one tiny suggestion, while you sound amazing, the song choice doesn’t show off your full potential.

Ya'll must be nuttier than a squirrel's mouth to think you can set up establishments WITHOUT proper certification and licenses.

Me say in day, “Only small fire this night. No add ‘one more wood.’” But me keep stare and stare and no sleep.

These here are magic coins that live inside yer lightning box, protected by some new-fangled doohickey called a “blockchain.”

Your Majesty, what I’m saying is that I am a worrier---all I do all day long is worry about every little thing that could possibly go wrong.

As we prepare to celebrate our great nation’s Sestercentennial, it behooves me to make it known that I am not merely a Raymour or Flanigan.