Dear Landlord: I Cannot Be Held Responsible for the Coyote-Shaped Hole in the Wall
In this instance, the coyote was blasted through said wall following a violent explosion of his own devising.
Ross Murray lives and writes on the Canada-U.S. border in Stanstead, Quebec. He published his debut novel, A Hole in the Ground, in the fall of 2016 and has two collections of humor under his belt, which is less uncomfortable than you’d think. In 2019, he directed his original play, All Together Now, based on a local legend about how The Beatles almost came to town. You can read his work at Drinking Tips For Teens.
In this instance, the coyote was blasted through said wall following a violent explosion of his own devising.
’Tis not with ease’d mind that I imbibe of the Friar’s herbaceous blends, be it “Rosaline’s Unrequited Rosehip” or “Zounds! This Lemon Zingeth!”
For example, our description page should have read, “Lull yourself to sleep to the haunting cry of lions echoing across the lake.”
"A Comedy of Errors": Antipholus of Syracuse and Antipholous of Ephesus race in identical Fiats, comically thinking each one is chasing the other.
Waist up. Open-neck shirt, light blue. Body angled but just barely, so the viewer wonders, "Is his body angled or not?" One hand across waist.
You’re holding in your hands as sophisticated an anti-terrorist device as God in his worshipful workshop has ever devised!
Is there a changing area? I was thinking of wearing my cycling gear for the riding events because of the butt padding—makes my thighs look amazing.