Things I’m Doing With My Feelings Besides Sitting with Them
I’m staring directly at my feelings until my feelings feel uncomfortable and move away. I’m fighting over the armrest with my feelings.
Ross Murray lives and writes on the Canada-U.S. border in Stanstead, Quebec. He published his debut novel, A Hole in the Ground, in the fall of 2016 and has three collections of humor under his belt, which is less uncomfortable than you’d think. In 2019, he directed his original play, All Together Now, based on a local legend about how The Beatles almost came to town. In 2023, he published his second novel, Smileyville, and directed a new original play, Bride of Memphre, about a legendary local lake creature. You can read his work at Drinking Tips For Teens.
I’m staring directly at my feelings until my feelings feel uncomfortable and move away. I’m fighting over the armrest with my feelings.
We are especially pleased to announce that one of our program participants was named one of “30 Under 30 Feet of Water.” (Best of luck, Bubbles!)
Holding a fair after the Windowpane Smashing Festival wouldn’t work either because, well, the windowpanes are all smashed, obviously.
I know, it’s such a cliché: “This year, no more eating children! Not even the wicked ones!” But it makes sense.
On this side, perhaps a breathtaking view of a rugged mountain range soaring up majestically in the distance? Nope, just trees.
Choose a ringtone that’s right for you, your lifestyle, and your tolerance for the incessant cacophony of crickets inside your head jar.
Dad may not get a little sun. Dad may not “air dry.” Dad may not play his belly like a bongo.
In this instance, the coyote was blasted through said wall following a violent explosion of his own devising.
’Tis not with ease’d mind that I imbibe of the Friar’s herbaceous blends, be it “Rosaline’s Unrequited Rosehip” or “Zounds! This Lemon Zingeth!”
For example, our description page should have read, “Lull yourself to sleep to the haunting cry of lions echoing across the lake.”
"A Comedy of Errors": Antipholus of Syracuse and Antipholous of Ephesus race in identical Fiats, comically thinking each one is chasing the other.
Waist up. Open-neck shirt, light blue. Body angled but just barely, so the viewer wonders, "Is his body angled or not?" One hand across waist.