Shakespeare’s Tragic Figures Share Career Updates on LinkedIn
Romeo Montague and Juliet Capulet are celebrating their Connection Anniversary at The Capulet Family Tomb.
Tag: History
Welcome to Vitamin Shoppe, Where We Spell Words and Treat Health like It’s 1446
Rid thyself of toxins after a night of mirth and meade with Rejuvipure.
If American Girl Dolls Were Too Historically Accurate
Kit is just as ready to play as she is to teach your little one about life during the Great Depression!
Wanted: Labyrinth Roommate (Must Be Okay with Rotting Flesh)
So a few quick tidbits about where things are. From here your room is left, left, right, right, left, right, left, right.
A Dating Profile of a Gothic Novel’s Love Interest
Children: No! Ok, I do have one ward. Just the one! She's not my actual child, it’s just… It's complicated.
It’s Very Postmodern
Some people might ask, how long after modernism is it? A few hours? A few days?
I’ve Traveled Back in Time to Be on the Forbes “30 Under 30”
With the last dregs of humanity, I became one of the lucky few to be invited into a reinforced bunker (along with my pal Mike, who is not as grateful).
The Best Outfit for Your Star Sign According to Your Puritan Astrologer
Aquarius: Who is morally frail? Thou art. Immoral thoughts cause your complexion to redden.
Judah Maccabee, M.D. — No, Not That Maccabee
If this is a medical emergency or if suspicious men are breaking into your place of worship, hang up and dial 911.
I’m Your Grandpa’s Old Box TV: Please Kill Me
I’ve seen the moon landing and twerking. It’s too much!
Welcome to Presidential Park, Where, Thanks to Our Dubious Understanding of Scientific Ethics, American History Comes to Life
Presidents are coming along nicely. I watched as a tiny Grover Cleveland push, push, pushed his way out of a synthetic eggshell.
The Six Complaints of the Ghost of President Chester A. Arthur
1. Every portrait makes me look like a Relief Pitcher for the 1974 Chicago White Sox.