Briana Haynie | Points in Case

Briana Haynie Los Angeles

Briana is a comedy writer living in Los Angeles, CA. Her personal brand can be described as an American Girl Doll who's given up.

Comedy Writing

But please whisper these questions. I fell into this lion’s den at the zoo and the lions are sleeping. I want to keep it that way.

You dumb pee stained ice cube, do you understand how embarrassing it is to be sunk on your maiden voyage?

I’m interested in analyzing the importance of “opening up” via “crying” and how this plays into our fantasies of ideal womanhood.

"Learn The Job Beef Chili" -- I only make this dish when I’m trying to displease people on both sides.

Since #MeToo, most men have ceased screaming sexually explicit compliments from the open windows of their turbo-charged street shuttles.

Q: Who’s more likely to be used in the event that a fire is desperately needed? Harry Potter: Definitely Jest. Infinite Jest: Me.