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Lillian Stone

Lillian Stone is a humor writer based in the midwest. She writes about food, embarrassing moments, social justice and salami. Her work has appeared in 417 Magazine, Biz 417 Magazine, McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Splitsider, The Belladonna, Weekly Humorist and Robut Butt.

Comedy Writing

How to Do the Perfect Squat

Popular squat varietals include Back Squats, Front Squats, and Boot Cut.

by Tom Ellison and Lillian Stone
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February 26, 2024

Ain’t Seen Young Folks in the Old Mckenzie Place in 30 Years

But I’m gonna lie to y’al' so’s y’all have an excuse to sit a spell with me at this here combination A&W-Long John Silver’s-Exxon gas station.

by Jon Plester and Lillian Stone
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March 31, 2020

dang, so close, better luck next time beach hands

Festive and Angst-Ridden Holiday Missed Connections

Missed You… Again You: A relaxing holiday. Me: Dehydrated, depleted, stuck in traffic. God, I want you so bad.

by Evan Allgood and Lillian Stone
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December 18, 2018

The astronaut is sad because he can't be a bad boy anymore

75 Years Since #MeToo: Men Have Never Had It Worse

Since #MeToo, most men have ceased screaming sexually explicit compliments from the open windows of their turbo-charged street shuttles.

by Briana Haynie and Lillian Stone
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October 1, 2018

Struggling with Summer Depression? Camp Longface Welcomes You!

Sure, the freezing lake water feels like a thousand needles in your body. But sometimes it’s nice to be reminded that you can feel anything at all.

by Topher Cusumano and Lillian Stone
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July 21, 2018

Please Do Not Bring Your Three-Eyed Troll to My Keynote Address at the National Three-Eyed Troll Association Convention

If a troll eats my head, how will I spread the message that wielding trolls is a God-given right?

by Lillian Stone
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May 2, 2018