Son, It’s Time Your Mother and I Pivoted from Being Your Parents to Being an AI Company
Parenting You has left us with many core competencies that translate perfectly in the AI sphere.
Comedy Writing
Have You Dined with Us Before?
The kitchen’s behind that door. Craig, our cold dishes chef, will sulk if you don’t order any salads.
The Technology Is Just Not Ready to Fake Another Moon Landing
Given these conditions, we may be decades away from being able to fake another moon landing.
Don’t Reinvent the Wheel
First, remember what you named the file. “Invention idea: the wheel”? “Wheel stuff”? “Wheel deets”? Maybe just “wheel”?
Fact Checking the March Madness Song, “One Shining Moment”
"you’re a shooting star" -- This needs context. Most players do shoot at some point during the game. But not many are true stars.
Follow-Up Questions About Your Answer to the Security Question “Who Was Your Childhood Best Friend?”
PARTIALLY CORRECT. Trapper Keepers were rad. However, Krista never “shared” one with you.
A Hard-Boiled Detective Gets to the Bottom of Those Creepy Delivery Confirmation Photos
Just then my pocket horn dinged: a strange photograph of my office front door. No wonder Lorna’s under-dainties were in a bunch.
Use These New Vehicular Parenting Styles to Dunk on Lazy Helicopter Parents
Uber Parents: Be too readily available, allowing your children to summon you at any hour of the day or night.
Subtle Modifications to Make When Your Work Conference Goes Virtual
During the ten-minute break between sessions, line up your children's stuffed animals in a giant single-file line leading directly to the bathroom.
This Halloween, Dress as an Old-Timey Person from 2019
Here’s a funky, vintage suggestion: you could wear pants that close with a button at the top, rather than with an elastic waistband.
How to Explain the Pandemic to Young Children, Using Classic Picture Books
May 2020: The Tale of Peter Rabbit - Wherein we root for the villainous Mr. McGregor, because we know too well how much his backyard garden means.
Classic Movie Quotes, Updated for the Pandemic
“Keep your friends close---actually, keep them distant, and your enemies distant too. Stay pretty much six feet away from everyone.”