Tasting Notes of Cocktails You Will Not Be Ordering
There’s no way you’re shouting “SEX ON THE BEACH, PLEASE” over the too loud music.
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There’s no way you’re shouting “SEX ON THE BEACH, PLEASE” over the too loud music.
Her name is Miss S and she would be sucha goood servr cuz she is soo good at teeching me about all kind of stuff.
In the distance, you hear the echo of someone repeatedly muttering, “Mingus Ah Um.”