Sarah Totton | Points in Case

Sarah Totton writes weird stuff. You can find her weird stuff at McSweeney's, The Belladonna Comedy, Slackjaw, Little Old Lady Comedy, and even Points in Case.

Comedy Writing

I Visited the Most Haunted Village in England

I climbed in the window of that cottage over there and the lady inside screamed. I don't know why. There were no ghosts in there. I checked.

by Sarah Totton
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June 18, 2020

When Children Try to Write Adult Fiction

"What is your job?" Wilmott said. "I work in an office," said Gorge. "My boss keeps turtles in a tank. Sometimes I have to feed them."

by Sarah Totton
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January 16, 2020

bad bread guy is going to be mean to the baked goods

Baking for Sadists

You're enjoying this, aren't you? You’re the kind of person who kneads dough for an unnecessarily long time to be sure the yeasts can't escape.

by Sarah Totton
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February 4, 2019