This newsletter is put together by VOLUNTEERS in Shelly's basement sewing room and it's hard for us to keep up with ALL OF YOUR MANY, MANY QUESTIONS!
Danish Castle with Sea View: Currently not under threat of invasion from Norway!
Emeton's Loose Nuts are meatier, more sensuous, more lissome, bustier, than those ordinary strait-laced nuts.
Apparently, the first rule of Gardening Club is I'm supposed to answer your gardening questions.
When I married my wife, I assumed all of her knowledge. That's how marriage works. Marriage means sharing everything.
It was fantastic! In the first week, I knocked over the office water cooler 36 times!
MINDLESS EATING MACHINES, TO STRIKE TERROR INTO THE HEARTS OF MEN. FOR MAN IS THE WARMEST PLACE TO HIDE. For $2 more the pizzas come with extra cheese.
My own spider (Cecil) was like the son I never had. Actually, I have a human son, but he's been quite a disappointment to me.
Has been inside a dog for less than five minutes. You won't see a deal like this again!
Before I Buy Your Car, I Need to Ask You Some Invasive Questions About the Lifestyle I Am About to Purchase
I can't really tell from the photo—is it an attractive car? Will adult men try to jump on top of my car whenever I'm stopped at a light?
Q. Can I safely bring an unpeeled potato into a sporting event? A. Security will likely be using metal & potato detectors. It will be confiscated.
Animal Farm by George Orwell You've got goat, you've got mutton, you've got chicken... What you need to do is pick one flavor and stick to it.