Why I Am No Longer Friends with Nostradamus
He ruined the endings of TV shows, some of which haven’t been made yet. He reminded me to shovel the snow in July.
Comedy Writing
No, No, Mr. Clean Was My Father’s Name—I’m Dave
Don’t mean to harp on this but please use a coaster. I know we’re in a bar but the wet circle under the glass… sorry, it’s just the way I was raised.
This Airbnb Is Definitely Not the Gorilla Enclosure at the Zoo
And you know what? What if this was the zoo? Would that be so bad? You would still stay here if the price was right.