This Pasta Recipe Features Just 3 Ingredients and an Exasperating Fixation on Authenticity!
Find a wedge that’s been subjected to a sniff inspection by the Sotterraneo Talpa Cieca di Dicenzo (The Underground Blind Mole People of Dicenzo).
J. Taylor Lee is a writer from Louisiana whose work has appeared in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, Points in Case, Weekly Humorist, and The Hard Times.
Find a wedge that’s been subjected to a sniff inspection by the Sotterraneo Talpa Cieca di Dicenzo (The Underground Blind Mole People of Dicenzo).
Do not stay on the toilet for extended periods. By minute three or four you’re risking a nasty bite.