You’re Invited to Your Kid’s Worst Friend’s Birthday at the Sketchiest Place in Town
It's time again to celebrate our beloved little Scarface-quoting third-grader. He's the reason your kid knows what ketamine is.
Comedy Writing
This Pasta Recipe Features Just 3 Ingredients and an Exasperating Fixation on Authenticity!
Find a wedge that’s been subjected to a sniff inspection by the Sotterraneo Talpa Cieca di Dicenzo (The Underground Blind Mole People of Dicenzo).
Stop! Please Read These Very Specific Instructions Before Using Our Toilet!
Do not stay on the toilet for extended periods. By minute three or four you’re risking a nasty bite.