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Sunnyvale, CA

A New York transplant living in Silicon Valley, Rob is a software engineer and comedy writer/performer. An award winner screenwriter, his work has been published in The Weekly Humorist, RobotButt and Slackjaw.

Comedy Writing

Jokes

My therapist diagnosed me with narcissistic personality disorder. That must have been the highlight of her week.

— Rob Block

When my uncle died, we bought the casket from IKEA. The funeral took all weekend.

— Rob Block

I don’t understand oat milk. I’ve never met an oat with tits.

— Rob Block

I’m not saying I’m better than Jesus. But I have 13 followers, and he only had 12.

— Rob Block

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