Signs You Are Watching an “Accurate” Movie About the Middle Ages
There is dirt everywhere, all the time. At no point is anybody completely clean (not even the rich people).
Mary Flannery is an L.A. woman and writer lost in Switzerland. Her funny and slightly-less-funny words have appeared in McSweeney’s, 251, the TLS, and WaPo. She tweets medievally as @15thcgossipgirl.
There is dirt everywhere, all the time. At no point is anybody completely clean (not even the rich people).
Before the tension in the air makes someone scream, say quietly, "I could tell you, but then—well, you know…"