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In the distance, you hear the echo of someone repeatedly muttering, “Mingus Ah Um.”
You know what rips you to shreds? [synonym for life]. [slang term for a woman in the 1970s], let’s get married.
- Queenside Tuscaloosa - DeVry-Phoenix Main Line - The Jay Leno Trap
Popular squat varietals include Back Squats, Front Squats, and Boot Cut.
The second to-scale Lego diorama you have built in the last two weeks of the entire Chicago skyline.
"The New York Times" -- It’s 4:00 on Broadway. It’s also 4:00 on 81st Street.
Your message may simply be too sophisticated to be understood by lower life forms.
Period pieces you may or may not have heard of, including Ringlets Weekly, Knees!, and Hats Off Magazine.
I flipped through it and noticed it had a lot of words, and some of them were long.
Which of your family members is now a part of QAnon? What is your first guess on Wordle?
- There’s no chance you’ll walk away with a flattering photo. - You don’t know what to do with your arms.
Childhood Dream: Live in a mansion. Adult Revision: Live next door to someone who doesn’t own a leaf blower.