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List: NYC Apartment Listings, Decoded
Just a short walk to the train: The nearest subway stop is a mile away and trains don’t stop there on weekends.
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List: Simon Says for Future Women in Power
Simon says stand on one foot, while also juggling four frying pans and reciting today’s history lesson on the Battle of Bunker Hill from memory.
List: Wedding Vows for Conspiracy Theorists
Do you promise to never fake orgasms or moon landings? Will you open your heart to your spouse’s family, friends, and cabals?
List: Dirty Talk Tips to Bring Dying Houseplants Back to Life
I'm using my little green thumb to turn up the thermostat and the humidifier at the same time. Now I'm using both hands.
Thinkpiece: Baby Name, or Warby Parker Glasses?
Wilcox - Say hello to Wilcox! Your newest member of the household comes in Smoky Bourbon or Teal.
List: “Goodnight Loser” and Other Rejected Children’s Stories
Where Are They Now? Ghosts and Their Families / We Hate Each Other, Not You / The Illustrated Book of Lost Pets
List: 16 Low-Cost Activities to Recreate the Comfort of the Womb
Wrap yourself from the neck down in Saran Wrap, and then ask a friend to spray lukewarm water between you and the plastic with a garden hose.
Quiz: Results from My DNA Test, or Lizzo’s?
Increased Risk for Age-Related Macular Degeneration / 100% Not NOT That Bitch / Likely photic sneeze reflex
List: 10 Questions to Ask ISIS Hiring Manager about Open Leader Position
Can you show me examples of crimes against humanity the organization has been working on? Would I be able to represent ISIS at industry conferences?
List: Office Halloween Costumes That Will Genuinely Scare Your Coworkers
Soap Dispenser Poltergeist - The soap dispenser magic spouts never work. Yell "empty try again!" to half your coworkers and pour pink soap on the rest.