Funny Lists

Weekly funny lists for readers on the go. Quizzes

Academic Conference Paper Bingo: Humanities Edition

“Does anybody have a dongle?”

A Western omelette from a bodega served in a Styrofoam tray: You are a nihilist and people should actually be afraid of you.

FEEL THE PAIN IN YOUR BICYCLE LANE WHILE I DRIVE BY PRAYING FOR RAIN

$432.01 - Limbo Beach Bar. Reason: We definitely thought we’d be closing some deals by shouting “Drinks on us!” We were wrong. Bummer.

You need to make a tricky left turn. You’re filing your taxes for a year during which you lived in multiple states.

It’s important to find a hobby that you enjoy to a much lesser degree than the rolling oceanic pleasure you would get from pure retribution.

Shipbuilders? Fishermen? Coal Barons? Seals? Furniture Makers?

For the first time in 1,500 years, the world’s most iconic board game is getting an update, thanks to the new subscription-based platform, Chess+™

Fun with rhyme! Example: Mark. Okay, “Mark” rhymes with “Clark.” So now all you have to do is remember the name Clark.

Bees transition from absolute monarchy to a constitutional democracy. The Queen exists only for ceremonial purposes.

Upon being assigned your case, they don’t ask how you want to plead, they ask if you were introduced in the first or second act.

Readers will be delighted, frightened, and enlightened, though a few will want to skip a certain scene—you’ll know which one.