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A Typical Work Day or a King Dying Slowly on a TV Show?
Women are underrepresented / The news is not good
Funny Lists
Art Projects on the Walls of My Child’s Daycare Which Have Made Me Suspect the Teachers May Be Experiencing Bouts of Existential Despair
Babies' forearm prints all turned into leeches crawling around a fetid pond.
What Your Liberal Arts College Professors Are Really Doing for Summer Vacation
Dr. Ellis is not worrying about grading papers or summoning a hoard of lizard monsters for Gork the Lizard King.
Things I Think While Watching a “Black Mirror” Episode
Oh maybe that guy's not a robot. Now I don't think this one's about robots at all.
Indisputable Facts About Penguins
Penguins are from Antarctica, the Galápagos Islands, New Zealand, and South Africa but live in captivity in places like Detroit.
Vrbo Listings for Shakespearean Holiday Venues
Danish Castle with Sea View: Currently not under threat of invasion from Norway!
Bob Dylan Singing “Mr. Tambourine Man” or Your Toddler on an Average Day?
Tells you in no uncertain terms that they are "NOT sleepy." Orders you to play the same song. Again.
Ways to Say No to Drugs While Still Looking Cool
“Sorry, I can’t, I’m doing drugs later with a different group of cooler kids.”
I’m the Penny in Your Couch and Here Are Some of My Friends
Two goldfish crackers. There used to be six, but you reached in between the cushion and ate four of them three weeks after they fell here.
Famous First Lines of Novels, Updated to Drive More Clicks
It was the best of times. What it also was will shock you!
Dracula or Amazon?
- Can easily put you in a trance. - Executes with remarkable speed.
Signs That the Company You Work for Has Been Acquired by a Billionaire
In order to save space, your cubicle has been converted into two pyramidicles.