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- Loving Big Brother: Why the Government Should Be Spying on Us More - This is a Flammable Stack of Paper
- You're warning me about the grizzly bear in my blind spot. - You're using Morse Code to ask me out on a date.
Ask them if they've tried that pencil trick to help them smile their way out of stress.
Take the day off of work! The experience can take between nine and twelve hours.
- Are fish and chips macrobiotic? Probably not. - Can’t believe scientists can clone a sheep but can’t make fish and chips macrobiotic.
Arugula? Tatsoi? Mihirakula? Tamerlane? Everything on this list is ready to haunt you.
"Bitch Mom’s Top Ten Child Rearing Tips and the Cocktails to Pair with Them: with Recipes from the Hit Blog, Bitch Mom Kitch Mom"
- You like to travel and explore places far, far away. - You prefer drinking in bars with a unique atmosphere and diverse characters.
- Your uncle’s third ex-wife. - Bullies from the 7th grade whom you like to keep tabs on just in case.
Should I be worried that she sometimes sits there with the water spraying her in the face?
- Anecdote about resilience of human spirit - Science faculty smug whenever vaccine is mentioned
"Small Town Girl, Big City Knockers" - Double Dee Feat. Skyla Mirena "I'll Never Be Him (He's a Soldier)" - Creelyn Crawley