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List: What Owning Box Seats in Every Baseball Stadium Says About You

St. Louis Cardinals: You can't climax unless it's a 1-0 pitchers' duel.

"Jeepers creepers! They're going to scratch the place up!"

Can We Talk in My Office Later? Office drama based on a seemingly innocent Friday morning email that potentially holds a much darker meaning.

"Cozy" -- The smallest possible apartment we could legally claim is inhabitable.

Clip a small dumbbell to each middle finger and do three sets of 50 reps while reaching up and out with your arms.

Lyra? Aranelle? Zuma? Kyleena? Gio?

ARE YOU AFRAID OF COMMITMENT?: Now in their forties, our cast has come together to exchange scary stories about relationships and marital troubles.

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in 3,362 pounds of pure American muscle, must be intolerably stupid.

Matchbox 20: Things will go great until you ask him about his favorite band.

German Expressionism: Your colleague with a penchant for mugging at the webcam. Every comment elicits in them an exaggerated physical response.

“Nobody ever scores.” Dozens of goals have been scored in Soccer, the last of which was in 2006.

Taurus sun is grounded and earthy. I did hear it spreading a rumor that you lied about meeting Joey Fatone though.