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- They both went to boarding school - They wish people would just calm down about the socioeconomic divide
- The Bibliophile - Angela Lansbury - This Love (Taylor’s Version)
Good news! Vita Coco has just offered $4,500 to work their product into the show. Frasier just needs to say, "I’m loco for Vita Coco!"
WHY DO YOU HAVE YOUR PANTS DOWN TO YOUR ANKLES, PRIVATE?
- Third quarter is the "tickle quarter" - Allow players to wear leather jackets for more "dangerous" vibe
If the football coach's team loses the game they dump acid on him.
Strangers on a Star Destroyer by Alfred Hitchcock: Jimmy Stewart’s Luke Skywalker pursues who he believes killed his father, James Mason’s Darth Vader.
- Many movies have been made about their lives - Chosen members of the family get special swords
There is dirt everywhere, all the time. At no point is anybody completely clean (not even the rich people).
Torture, salivating, aroused. Every second, a sheet of currency worth the amount of my student loans passes me.
Research Potential Employers: Wait outside businesses and take notes on everyone’s facial expressions and demeanor as they leave for the day.
What was the number of the locker where I left you anonymous notes saying you’d be pretty if you washed your face?