Baby Gifts I Registered For vs. Gifts My Baby Actually Wanted
Registered: A brand new crib with a breathable, hypoallergenic mattress / My Baby Wanted: Our dog’s bed, full of dog hair and slobbery toys
Nat is a writer, performer, and educator from Cleveland, Ohio. Her work has been published in McSweeney's, Slackjaw, and others.
Registered: A brand new crib with a breathable, hypoallergenic mattress / My Baby Wanted: Our dog’s bed, full of dog hair and slobbery toys
I don’t appreciate your judgment. You hurt me deeper than any wound my son has inflicted with his sharp claws.
The ER doctor at San Diego General Hospital claimed my vision was a fever dream induced by sleeping in a flannel thermal jacket.