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It’s made to sound like I would rather keep my time machine than kill Hitler, but it’s not a question of choosing between the two.
I wish there were “other solutions.” But heavy drinking’s already been taken as a solution to politics.
Now that you’ve sufficiently tortured your sweet angel for the past hour, make him watch as you make your own macaroni artwork.
Also, there seems to be woman flying to and from number 17 Cherry Tree Lane by means of an umbrella.
I know I certainly didn't fight my way through twelve miles of wilderness with no face to allow big government to turn all of our kids autistic.
I want to assure Rewards Members that we are now extending free counseling to all members and not just Gold-Level as with past homicides.
It’s part of a system called “Symbiotic Habitation via Environmental Design,” or SHED. It’s also called SHED because it’s basically just a shed.
“You should smile more” --- To remedy my resting bitch face, I am going to pull my lips apart with duct tape so that I will have a permanent smile.
"Fyre Fight": An anticipatory look back at the time-wasting Fyre Fest content wars of 2019.
10. U: Used by moms in texts across the world. And candy hearts. And Prince. I love Prince. I would die 4 U.