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Welcome to your life! You’ve been lucky enough to draw the sought after white, middle-class, dual-working parent scenario.
Dear Stable Genius, do reach out to this Nancy. A handwritten note of apology on stationery is a lovely gesture that will surely smooth things over.
One minute I was thinking, did I need to buy a bag of tangelos? But the next minute I was hearing the uplifting strains of your enchanting song.
Steal an intern’s idea and get a promotion for it? Buy them a piece of jewelry. The “hang loose” attitude of the puka shell never goes out of style.
I wanted to send an official cease and desist but my lawyer melted in 2016 so now I have to speak for myself.
Any path, regardless of magic type, has one result?---social isolation and perverse obsession with colorful vests.
You can’t read half the ingredients and might be suffocating a baby penguin with excess sodium monofluorophosphate, but at least you’re minty fresh.
“Are you sure Mr. Wayne needs these titanium bomb doors to his---uh, what’s this room for again?” one worker asked.
Our organic farm-to-table eatery is now also BYOM (Bring Your Own Meals). That’s right. You bring the food, we bring the vibes.
The first thing you will notice is that there are a lot of sober people at grocery stores. Can they tell you’re stoned?