Good Luck Trying to Penetrate My Exurban Lair, Mr. Bond
The residences you’ll pass along the way, while not precisely identical, are nonetheless completely indistinguishable.
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The residences you’ll pass along the way, while not precisely identical, are nonetheless completely indistinguishable.
- Pulling on a hoodie and sneaking over to my neighbors’ garage. - Groping around in the dark where they stack their old paint cans.
Clip a small dumbbell to each middle finger and do three sets of 50 reps while reaching up and out with your arms.
Scam alert: A salon sold me a pricey shampoo for thinning hair, which has only made it thicker.