Travel Update from Your Favorite Division Director
Hannah has mostly been good company, except for repeatedly suggesting that she and my son might want to do a few things on their own.
Comedy Writing
One Year After Publication, I’m Finally Getting Attention from Scammers
I am not famous, and my publisher is small, so I didn’t expect the likes of Bernie Madoff or Elizabeth Holmes to come calling.
Writing a Thriller or Repairing the Basement Toilet?
- Everything is interconnected, but how? - Things get real messy, real fast
Congressional Valentines Sure to Break Through the Divisiveness
- Let’s form our own special select committee - Please be my Majority Whip - We should move forward with a discharge petition
Good Luck Trying to Penetrate My Exurban Lair, Mr. Bond
The residences you’ll pass along the way, while not precisely identical, are nonetheless completely indistinguishable.
What I Won’t Be Doing During My Daylight Savings Bonus Hour This Year
- Pulling on a hoodie and sneaking over to my neighbors’ garage. - Groping around in the dark where they stack their old paint cans.
6 Essential Workouts for Road Ragers
Clip a small dumbbell to each middle finger and do three sets of 50 reps while reaching up and out with your arms.