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Quarter of a Quarter Life Crisis: Age 6. You will cope by throwing tantrums before bedtime and refusing to share your trucks with Jeremy.
I hear what you’re saying: this really clashes with the overall narrative we’ve built up in the past century.
It agitated its shimmery surface, and with a convulsive motion, sprang to life. “BEHOLD, I AM THE TYE-DIE FRAPPUCCINO,” it roared.
Caring for children is one of life’s most rewarding jobs. Our nanny will need a sens…
“And her name, Mother of Exiles” --- Where did you get this name from? The current working title of the statue is “Water Hello Person.”
From your Lifestyle Influencer Universe: Eyelash extensions so huge and long they make it impossible to open your eyes. You’ll feel like Bambi!
“But what on earth are you doing?” cried the vexed Rapunzel. “Why, developing and toning my bipeds and quadrilaterals, of course.”
From the brown acid flashback ride to the roller coaster mudslide, there's something to please “kids” of all ages from 65 to 80.
Grandpa would have appreciated that I identified the lighting near the casket as the best to showcase my stunning collection of floral maxi skirts.
The doors and windows are all open and the room is empty except for a puddle of water under the body. How can this be?