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Brett Werenski

A writer and lawyer from the Pacific Northwest. Take 40% off your expectations before reading my work.

Comedy Writing

Our Friendcation Will Be Planned Behind John Rawls’s Veil of Ignorance

It seems obvious that this tool for organizing a multicultural liberal democracy would be perfect for organizing a short vacation for a group of friends who’ve slowly drifted apart since college.

by Brett Werenski
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May 19, 2026

I Created the Flavor Profiles for This Craft Coffee Roastery, and I Definitely Didn’t Make Them All Up

I definitely didn't come up with the flavor profile for this roast after I bought Starburst at a Hudson News in the SeaTac Airport.

by Brett Werenski
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October 22, 2022