Man, That Bank Heist Really Went to Shit, Huh?
I’m not blaming. I erred as much as anyone, and forgetting my gun at home probably should have been enough to reschedule the whole heist in the first place.
Hi! I'm Mark Roebuck, and I did stand up through my 20s and in my 30s I wrote a lot, mostly for the video game satire site Hard Drive, which I co-founded and worked at for a long time. Now I'm in my 40's and I've simply written too many funny bios in my life. I hope you understand.
I’m not blaming. I erred as much as anyone, and forgetting my gun at home probably should have been enough to reschedule the whole heist in the first place.