As a Mother of Three Who Loves All of Her Children Equally, I’m Excited to Unveil My Updated Power Rankings
I’ve developed a ranking system reducing their performance into a simple number: Progeny Plus-Minus (PPM).
Comedy Writing
What Your Drink Order Says About Your Teaching Career
10th-grade math teacher: Once a year, on your birthday, you drink a full pint of vodka, walk into your closet, and scream.
I’m Going to Have to Ask You to Buckle Your Seatbelt and Put up Your Tray Table, or You’ll Be Made to Work as an Indentured Servant for BudgetAirlines
Didn’t you read the fine print before signing electronically that you agree to the terms and services? Item eight in particular?