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Dustin Mark

Dustin Mark is a writer who resents being reduced to the confines of a bio. He suggests you visit his website, which he resents being reduced to the confines of too, but a little less.

Comedy Writing

The Secret to That Great New York Pizza Is…

Gotta be those great New York fish. You seen these fish? New York fish have chutzpah. They've seen it all.

by Dustin Mark
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May 8, 2026

I’m an ENFJ, Unless You Factor in How I’ve Acted over the Last 20 Years

If we should be in the elevator together I'll be looking at my phone the whole time, but that's just because I have so many friends to keep up with.

by Dustin Mark
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November 6, 2019