Gina Taylor invited you to “Gina’s 33rd Birthday Celebration Potluck.” You RSVP’d “Maybe.”

The host of Gina’s 33rd Birthday Celebration Potluck sent out a Text Blast:

10 A.M.
Hey party people! So excited to see you tonight. Please comment with the item you’re bringing so we don’t get any doubles. Also comment with any dietary restrictions.

12 P.M.
Hey all, I noticed a few of you just commented “tree nuts.” Please specify whether the item is your dish or your allergy. We wouldn’t want anyone to get confused : )

4:32 P.M.
Hi!! I know it’s last second but I thought it would be really fun if the party had a theme so I picked “90s Prom.” Please show up in your best semi-formal attire! See you soon!

The host changed the event name to “Gina’s 33rd Birthday Celebration/90s Prom Themed Potluck.”

7:45 P.M.
A few of you offered to grab any last minute items so if anyone could bring forks or a balloon arch on their way over I would be sooo appreciative!

8:01 P.M.
Guys I’m so sorry but I need to push the party to 8:30pm, I got locked out and my roommate isn’t responding to my texts (classic Haley!). Hopefully she’ll hear me knocking on the door soon.

8:32 P.M.
Haley if you can see this please respond!!

9:01 P.M.
Dave, are you still dating that locksmith? You should invite him!

Dave Chambers commented: no we broke up : (

Gina Taylor: wow your timing SUCKS

The host of Gina’s 33rd Birthday Celebration/90s Prom Themed Potluck changed the party location to “Roof.”

9:17 P.M.
Good news bad news! I still can’t get into my apartment BUT I was able to sneak onto the roof. My landlord doesn’t like it when we go up here since the door automatically locks behind you and the only way to leave is an extremely rickety fire escape but who cares what that party pooper thinks!

9:19 P.M.
Bring umbrellas! It just started raining!

9:45 P.M.
Dave is here AND he brought a balloon arch! It doesn’t match my prom dress though so I’m sending him back out.

9:49 P.M.
Actually the door locked behind us so we’re trapped on the roof in the rain with only tree nuts to eat and a subpar balloon arch so it would be really cool if someone else came to let us out!!!

10:03 P.M.
Hey, does anyone have an EpiPen?

The host of Gina’s 33rd Birthday Celebration/90s Prom Themed Potluck changed the party location to “New York Presbyterian Brooklyn Emergency Unit.”

11:52 P.M.
Sorry guys! Turns out Dave is allergic to tree nuts despite bringing them to the party and willingly consuming them (people pleasers amirite?)

2:07 A.M.
After three bags of IV fluid, passing out, and having a life altering conversation with his dead grandma Dave is ok! We’re going to grab sandwiches at the hospital cafeteria in case anyone’s hungry!

3:30 A.M.
Listen, I’ve been thinking about it and I’m kind of hurt that no one except Dave showed up. I get that he’s been trying to recruit me into Scientology for weeks and really needs a win but I still think the rest of you could learn a little something about consistency.

3:32 A.M.
I just wanted you to know I’ve come out of this experience a stronger woman than I was before.

Haley Roth commented: Sorry girl I’m out of town! Isn’t your bday next Friday though?

Gina Taylor commented: OMG wait you’re right! See you all next week!

You have RSVP’d “Not Going.”

You have blocked Gina Taylor on Partiful.