Our Boutique Hotel Isn’t Like Other Boutique Hotels
You're in for a unique experience that's unlike every other boutique hotel's unique experience.
Hunter Gardner is a writer and comedian residing in Brooklyn. He's great at parties but understands if you're "trying to keep it small tonight" or whatever.
You're in for a unique experience that's unlike every other boutique hotel's unique experience.
Only when determined to be A Good Dude or A Pretty Good Dude, will This Dude I Know become My Buddy.
How do I use this machine for exercise? Just sit back and push up on the sad branches/robot arms, letting the weight fall back down with a loud SLAM.
Definitely cringe, but as a tech startup that is not part of the Federal Reserve System, we’re kind of impressed. Seriously, this hack was lit.
We’ll utilize sense memory to translate your theater experiences of gossiping, backstabbing, and “stage crushing” into the workplace.
In 1960 at our Annual Goat Blood-A-Palooza & Family Fun Day, we saw a vision of you, the chosen one. We’ve been trying to sabotage you ever since.
I deserve better than this. I’m elegant. I’m refined. I was handcrafted in Vermont, you barbarian.
I won’t shame you, it’s not my place. No, my place is to be an evolutionary step above paper. My role is to technically be food.
I like sex so much, I’ll have it anywhere: a king-sized bed, a queen-sized bed, I’ll even sex on a twin as long as I’m getting punished with sex.
Believers, tonight I bring you good news of unlimited talk and text to the Creator of the universe, powered by America’s best 5G network.
Upper management has been attempting to quell frustration by saying, “The Lord works in mysterious ways.” Well, I for one think that You should not.
While I may have had a “GR8 Summer” and “hittin’ up the pool or sumthin'," I did not take your advice to be my authentic, off-the-hook self.