Thank You for Your Grace in Accepting My Debit Card, Though My Purchase was Below the Card Minimum
I reached for my wallet and peeled back its innards in vain, knowing well and good I was, in fact, cashless.
Hunter Gardner is a writer and comedian residing in Brooklyn. He's great at parties but understands if you're "trying to keep it small tonight" or whatever.
I reached for my wallet and peeled back its innards in vain, knowing well and good I was, in fact, cashless.